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nicholasreed: “1.21 Jigga WHAT?” off the album Rage Quit. Listen, love, spread around like it’s peanut butter. YEAH! This is essentially the catchiest song ever. Go listen to it. Srsly guise. Srsly.
you know who would have made a great American...
potternerd: iheartrogues: fwips: Hey Sherlock, get over here, man. I found some Fresh Prints. Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock ^^^ This is amazing
scissor-happy: conradthelonelystump: oh GOD IT HURTS oh how does she manage to breathe?
escapefromy0urself: letigra: cutting—-corners: A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said...
Me: H-h-h-hey when are you guys advert-t-t-ising the PSvita?
Gamestop employee: Excuse me?
Me: t-t-t-the PSVita
Gamestop employee: *tilts head in confusion* I'm sorry sir you'll have to speak up
>nerves start acting up
>reach for my pre made spaghetti lunch to calm myself down before trying to explain to this cretin what i want
Me: t-t-the PS VITA, WILL YOU BE ADVERTIS-
>shout with such force that my spaghetti slips from my pockets
>spaghetti flies everywhere and slowly begins to fill the room
Gamestop employee: what the hell??
Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PRE ORDER THE PSP VITA THANK YOU
>remember I spent all my money on my new fedora
>go beetroot red with embarrassment
>begin to poop violently
>the spaghetti and crap meld together on the floor creating gold brown tidal wave
>gamestop employee is dragged out of the store by the ensuing waves
>run out of store to hide my shame
>trip on my cape trying to make a subtle exit and fall over
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
dillpickleweekes: THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A GAH DAH ARH RAH
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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boston-ivy: mybelovedcheshire: martinfreemans: A FEMME!JOHN? :D BADASS. Literally the only way this could work: if Sherlock was a chick too.