@XXSHAWN

True Story

Me: H-h-h-hey when are you guys advert-t-t-ising the PSvita?

Gamestop employee: Excuse me?

Me: t-t-t-the PSVita

Gamestop employee: *tilts head in confusion* I'm sorry sir you'll have to speak up

>nerves start acting up

>reach for my pre made spaghetti lunch to calm myself down before trying to explain to this cretin what i want

Me: t-t-the PS VITA, WILL YOU BE ADVERTIS-

>shout with such force that my spaghetti slips from my pockets

>spaghetti flies everywhere and slowly begins to fill the room

Gamestop employee: what the hell??

Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PRE ORDER THE PSP VITA THANK YOU

>remember I spent all my money on my new fedora

>go beetroot red with embarrassment

>begin to poop violently

>the spaghetti and crap meld together on the floor creating gold brown tidal wave

>gamestop employee is dragged out of the store by the ensuing waves

>run out of store to hide my shame

>trip on my cape trying to make a subtle exit and fall over

>open the door

>get on the floor

>everybody walk the dinosaur